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Thelma and Louise live. |
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Focus on your own damn family. |
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I survived the 2000 election
and all I got was this lousy president |
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I have PMS and a gun.
Any questions? [in pink] |
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Frodo failed; Bush got the ring. |
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Isn't it a shame that all the people who know how to run the government are off teaching school? |
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Don't believe everything you
think. |
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The leading cause of stress
is reality. |
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Gone crazy ... back soon |
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Isis, Isis, Ra, Ra, Ra. |
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A fool and his money are soon elected. |
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Kill all fanatics. |
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Unattended children towed at owners expense. |
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If you don't like how I drive, get off
the sidewalk. |
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Remember you're unique. Just like everyone
else. |
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Marriage is finding that one special person
you can annoy for the rest of your life. |
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Get off my ass, you're not my husband. |
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Kill your Television |
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Entrepreneurs mind their own business. |
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If you think I'm cute now, you should
see me topless. {on a convertable} |
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Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway. |
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Tough times never last, but tough people
do. |
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I shoot a little bull myself, but occasionally,
I like listening to a pro. |
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51% bitch, 49% nice, don't push it. |
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If you can read this, roll me over {upside
down, on an off road vehicle} |
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Did you ever stop to think and then forget
to start again? |
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He who dies with the most love, wins. |
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I brake for no apparent reason. |
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Grace happens. |
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Cowgirls like what coyboys do. |
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Italians don't die they just pasta away. |
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Coyboys want what cowgirls have. |
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Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks |
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Doing my part to piss off the religious
right. |
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Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's
face on the side of a milk carton. |
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Normal people worry me. |
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Lick porn. |
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| Last modified 1/16/07; posted 9/7/03. © 2003, 2006 John P. Nordin |
