My inspiration for this topic came from Rocky and Bullwinkel when I was a child. Man in a trench coat walks up to Rocky and says, "I'm from Military Intelligence, mean anything to you?" Rocky says: "Sounds like a contradiction in terms."

Common courtesy

Smart ass

Garden spot of Iowa

moral majority

Student government

Jumbo shrimp

amicable divorce

advanced BASIC

gourmet pizza

job security

Franco-American Spaghetti

Conservative analysis

Rapid City, South Dakota

Sly Stallone

Coach class

lite beer