Field theories, unite!
-- Barbara Peterson, Omni Magazine.

186,000 miles per second: It's not only a good idea, it's the law.
- Frank Wu, Omni Magazine.

Biology grows on you.
-- Frank Giuffrida, Omni Magazine.

White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship
- Gerald Graham, Omni Magazine.

Klein bottle for rent - inquire within.
- Lou O'Malley, Omni Magazine.

Vitamin C deficiency is apauling
- Robert Hayosh, Omni Magazine.

Free radicals now!
- Jerome A. Smith, Omni Magazine.

Entropy isn't what it used to be.
- Lawrence G. Knight, Omni Magazine

A priori we don't know anything at all. -- Prof. Ann Friedlander, MIT, 11/2/1976

You can carry this reality business too far; it is perfectly acceptable to model the world as a triangle. -- Prof. A. Barnett, MIT

What is time t compared to beyond the rainbow's end? -- Prof. A. Barnett, 2/28/1977, MIT

Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while             they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim              and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"