To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.
-- L. Peter Deutsch

APL is a write-only language. (I can write programs in APL, but I can't read any of them.)
- Roy Keir, University of Utah, 1973.

On a clear disk you can seek forever.
-- Jeff Mischkinsky

An engineer is someone who does list processing in FORTRAN
- V. Michael Powers, Naval Postgraduate School